That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
You made out with two different species that night
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
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