I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
