we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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