windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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