what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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