Nicole vs. Life
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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