I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
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