Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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