i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
it was like his penis was on wheels.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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