shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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