its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I will be naked everywhere
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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