Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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