You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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