is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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