dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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