I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Randomize
