Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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