ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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