Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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