this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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