gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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