Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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