I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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