He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I need a beard to bite.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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