Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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