I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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