cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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