OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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