the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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