but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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