This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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