so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Sext me about skeletons
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
and eventually we just all took our pants off
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
Randomize
