Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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