turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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