you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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