If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Randomize
