Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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