Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
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