...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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