I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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