doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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