sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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