i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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