I don't think brook has ever known best
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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