I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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