The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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