I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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