Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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