I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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