I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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