Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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