i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
Randomize
