I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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