No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
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