Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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