i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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