He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
then he tried to convert me to islam
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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